hamilton (n)

(ˈha.məl.tən)
plural hamiltons.
metric hamiltonne.

1. A city in southwestern Ohio north of Cincinnati, population 62,477

2. A 2015 musical written by Lin Manuel Miranda about the life (and death) of American statesman Alexander Hamilton, which made ordering coffee at any coffee shop in the country between 2016 and 2018 an absolute nightmare for anybody named Hamilton

3. Hamilton Barber, an American writer, composer, editor, and avid indoorsman who told a counselor in sixth grade that he wanted to be a novelist when he grew up and then has literally never written a novel ever in his life.
   
   He’s done other things, though, and he will continue to do more.